I need help removing her.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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