Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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