Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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