he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Randomize
