i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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