Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
pray to the hookup gods
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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