Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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