Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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