God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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