non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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