it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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