the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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