His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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