i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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