I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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