Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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