I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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