When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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