I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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