Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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