I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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