If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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