It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I think people are normalizing furries
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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