I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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