Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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