I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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