I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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