In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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