if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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