I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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