i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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