protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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