why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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