Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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