Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
party gras won. party gras always wins.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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