Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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