Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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