worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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