So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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