I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Do plants get herpes?
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