There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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