Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
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