sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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