Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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