So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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