I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
oh god was she eating orange peels again
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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