Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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