i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
