do herpes really smell.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
