I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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