Pants 0. Shit 1.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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